[F4M] [Script Offer] Throatfucking Your Girlfriend So She'll Stop Quoting Christmas Vacation [GFE] [Established Relationship] [Eager FSub] [MDom Listener] [Teasing] [Rough Blowjob] [Sloppy Deepthroat] [Listener Cums] [Swallowing] [Christmas Shitpost] [Constant Movie Quotes] [Short Script]

NSFWScript Offer

Additional Tags: [Free Use Encouragement] [It's a beaut, Clark] [EXTREMELY cringy]

...I really don't know what else to say for this one other than I'm sorry.

But hey, it's less than 650 words... so if you're looking for a quick little Christmas project... 👉👈

Plot Summary: You come home on a chilly winter night to find a delicious dinner ready for you… supplied by a girlfriend who just can’t stop quoting National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. You’re grateful for the meal, but something needs to be done about her reciting Cousin Eddie’s lines before it gets too far out of hand…

Excerpt:

(catching breath) Come on, you're better than this, Clark...

This is a... (suck) a full-blown, four-alarm... (suck) holiday emergency here.

We've gotta press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fuckin-

[forced back down onto cock]

Script Link: Throatfucking Your Girlfriend So She'll Stop Quoting Christmas Vacation (627 words including stage directions)

If you took the time to read/fill this... you may be entitled to financial compensation.

But in all seriousness... THANK YOU ALL for your love and support this year. I wish you and those you hold dear a truly magnificent and lovely holiday season. Take some time to relax and rejuvenate - no matter who you are, and what you do, you deserve it. ❄️🎁❤️

More stuff coming soon! (that won't be a shitpost I promise I STILL WRITE ACTUAL SCRIPTS)

As per usual - take care and be well, my friends 💙

-HypnoMan201

If you liked this script (or are morbidly curious after reading this one), you can find my other work in my script master list, right here!

Posted Dec 22, 2025, 9:00 PM UTC

3912
Loading comments…