am i pregnant lol

Okay, i know this is extremely irrational but I have severe anxiety and need someone to shake my shoulders.

Last month, me and my partner dry humped (3 layers of clothing) and no penetration AT ALL, and even though I got my period, my brain keeps telling me it was implantation bleeding or other type of bleeding. (it had clothes, came on time, i had to use pads... everything normal.)

I thought I beat pregnancy scare, but its coming back again. I've been feeling a bit bloated and I feel a light pain on the right side of my uterus - And I've had ovarian cysts before, but my brain keeps telling me I am pregnant, even though It's cientifically IMPOSSIBLE for me to be.

Can you guys just shake my shoulders, wake me up, please?