NY resolution for pets.

10. Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.

11. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

12. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the butts.

13. Funny Gerbil: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat, or they'll flush me!

14. Bite that freak who gives me that shot every year.

15. Grow extra thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is enough.

16. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

17. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!

January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

2. Find out if the garbage collector is stealing our stuff.

3. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it leave the human's hand.