For the Bored and Broken-Hearted

I’m bored and decided to create a little questionnaire. If you’re bored too, answer and I’ll respond with questions and/or comments.

Trigger warning: All questions relate to exes, heartbreak, or both.

1.) What’s the longest it’s ever taken you to get over an ex? Why do you think it took that long?

2.) What’s the worst breakup you’ve ever had? What made it the worst?

3.) What’s been your longest relationship? Why did it end?

4.) If you could get an ex back, would you? If yes, why?

5.) Your worst ex approaches you at a party and asks if you’d like to talk. What’s your response?

6.) Do you care to stay in touch with—or stay informed about—your ex-partners’ lives?

7.) What’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done to an ex?

8.) Have you ever been in a relationship that you and others deemed “perfect”? Why do you think it met that standard?

9.) If you had the chance to say anything to any ex except your most recent one, what would you say?

Thanks in advance for engaging!