AITA for screaming when boob lady tries to feed me?

I (2.5 months) am simply fascinated with the world right now, everything is so cool and new!!! And my servants aren’t behaving!! They don’t understand my need to explore, explore, explore! In fact those dummies try to make me sleep! How rude. The diaper man picks me up and rocks me and that’s kind of fun cause I get to look around from a new height. But than dang boob lady, oh my goodness - the audacity! How dare she offer me the boob, how dare she! It’s infuriating! Why would I be consumed with such lowly nonsense like eating when I could be staying up and exploring!?

AITA for screaming bloody murder the minute those things come near me? Gross! (Well except for when I’m hungry.. hmpf)