Hungover, sunburned tits, eating KFC, and masturbating

I am fucking pathetic, I spent all day drinking in the sun with a bunch of friends around the pool and we all ended up topless.

Today I've only left my bed to go to the couch. I'm hungover and feeling like shit but still desperatly horny, I pulled on a dress with nothing underneath when the driver arrived with my KFC and now I'm just laying back with an assortment of vibes and dildos casting porn onto my TV. My fingers taste like chicken and pussy, my tits are sunburned but I can't help myself from squeezing them.