Jaune: So...

NFG Jaune: Sup.

Jaune: Huh... You're not gonna beat me up?

NFG Jaune: Did you want to be beat up?

Jaune: No! But... everyone always seems to want to kick my ass...

NFG Jaune: Well if you don't give me a good reason to beat you up, then I wont.

Jaune: Huh but I thought all the NFG RWBY Stuff was hyper violent, and just being balls to the wall insane-

NFG Jaune: Kid. Just focus. What's up?

Jaune: I just... I just... Is it really my fault that so much goes to me?

NFG Jaune: You already know the answer to that. Excuses get tossed around all the time. That's never really gonna change.

Jaune: I mean I suffered.

NFG Jaune: So are other folks. The question is, what are you gonna actually do though? Where is this all leading?

Jaune: I don't know...

NFG Jaune: Aye, and neither do your writers. Because they keep backing out all the time.

Jaune: Maybe I could get another satire?

NFG Jaune: Unlikely...

Jaune: I thought he was over the hate of me!

NFG Jaune: Yeah but... what can he really do? When everything else has literally been done with you. Like it's a bit of a joke... but also not really, you are the fanfic writers water, you've been used for literally everything. From Harems, Multiverse Reaction Fics, A professor, all kinds of things.

Jaune: BUT MOST OF THE TIME IT'S KINDA NOT REALLY ME?!

NFG Jaune: I do agree, I mean sometimes they act more like it's just you in name only.

Jaune: Well what about you?! What are you like in your universe.

NFG Jaune: Kid I benchpress continents. that's not a fair comparison. Honestly, though. People are just gonna write what they wanna write. Not much you can really do about that.

Jaune: Well at least he's not writing me getting shot in the dick again... he's not gonna do that is he?

NFG Jaune: Naw you're good.

If Ruby had this big bro.

Ichigo Kurosaki: .... Who made her cry?

Jaune: I overeacted but- Gets punched in the face Ow!

Ichigo: Now apologize to her, and hug her. And if you do that again, I will put you in a hospital.

---

Adam Taurus:....

Cinder: What?

Adam Taurus: ....

Cinder: WHAT?!!!

Adam Taurus: Tonight.

Cinder: Huh?!

Adam: Tonight. You.

Cinder: ... Sweats profusely.

---

Tony: Sup.

Weiss: WHAT?!

Tony: I heard you were money issues, Ruby wanted to help. But. Eh. Didn't you Schnee folks say not help the lesser tiers?

Weiss: Eye twitches Listen here Stark-

Tony: Sorry can't you hear you poor person.

Distant Explosion

Tony: Ah seems Ruby finished her latest weapon. Gottta go~ Flies off in his iron man armor while Weiss screams to the heavens.

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Ozpin: ....

Leman Russ: Have a seat.

Ozpin: Looks around, and sees the other Primearchs blocking the way out of the room, he cautiously sits down.

Horus: Now now. Let's not get too aggressive. Ozpin was it. Hello there I am Horus Lupercal. We just wanted to talk about our precious little sister.

Ozpin: Of course...

Horus: Wonderful. Now Roboute has been looking over your logistics here, and it seems that you.. Adjusts his glasses. You put her in an ordinary team... And you've just been sending her on every day missions... you haven't tried to train her to use her eyes or anything?

Ozpin: ...

Horus: Ah.

Magnus: So uncivilized. Could we hurry this up though. I need to beat Kitten in the card game... I've been working on my deck...

Angron: GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FUCKING MURDER!!!!!!!

Jaghathai: There's a horde of Grimm that way.

Angron roars as he tackles the Leviathan.

Horus: Either way. It would be in your best interest to comply.

Ozpin: And if I don't?

Horus: Konrad, a demonstration.

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The Oscar Pine Review

Stenv: Harmless.

Oscar: That's it?

Stenv: That's really all there is to it. You're just kinda there, not much different from Ruby.

Oscar: But where's the bloody rage?!

Stenv: I may think Rosegarden is forced as hell but it's not like there is anything bad about it.

Oscar: But!

Stenv: And much like Jaune, even if you were removed, it's not like that's gonna help Ruby, since the writers literally want to write everyone besides Ruby. Penny, Ironwood, literally everyone before their so called main character.

Oscar: What about the rumors.

Stenv: Could woulda shoulda. Doesn't really matter. You exist now, no real taking that back.

Oscar: So I am just nothing to you?

Stenv: I mean yeah. I mean kid you're even more of a blank slate then Jaune is. You're like Clay, anyone can do what they want with you, and it doesn't really contradict anything because again you aren't really much. I am not trying to bash ya, but I mean... Besides the puppy love you and Ruby got going on... and the Ozpin host situation... there's not much else. You're a twink that might become a twunk.

Oscar: ... I...

Stenv: Believe I do hope things get better for you, I truly do. But I have no real strong feelings for ya dude.

Oscar: ...This sucks.

Stenv: But you don't.

Oscar: I don't?

Stenv: No. You don't. Like Kid, you're one of the few characters that can still be tolerated in this show, that has garnered either Vitriol or apathy. You're harmless because so far, you haven't really screwed up. You actually have tried doing the right thing.

So yeah. You might be cardboard, but at least you're actually decent. Now go on, scram.