Has anyone ever read the Le Labo website descriptions before??

Has anyone ever read the Le Labo scent descriptions? For such a well established brand with a strong presence in America, it sounds like someone who doesn't know English as their first language tried to sound overly moody and intriguing. It's hilarious.

Here is a photo showing the description for their most popular: Santal 33

https://preview.redd.it/f9vb2r3ss6ag1.png?width=2358&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b68a5dc084539d17ca49bd802ec0d1a682642d1