Nebraska Native And Diehard MAGA Vows To Brush His Tooth Every Night Before Bed

Danny-Carl

Danny-Carl, a Nebraska farmer and Trump supporter, vowed that he will brush his tooth every night. “Iffin I gets a date, I want my tooth to be purdy. I want it to be white, like the superior race. I aims to be the bestest lookin’ farmer in this here Nebraska”. Danny-Carl also said he is considering adding toothpaste to his daily brushing. As Danny-Carl walked away he stepped in a pile of horseshit, and then walked directly into his shack and across the living room rug.