21 [M4F] | Connecticut/Online | Looking for my Clingy, Unhinged Goober

I’ll admit, I was on another level of stupid when writing this. But that’s okay because that’s the type of thing I want to experience more often. It’s hard to find someone perfect for me even though I cast a wide net. And it’s mainly because despite having a lot in common on the surface, there’s a deeper, more abstract, connection that I struggle to achieve. And that’s mainly because despite my plain appearance, on the inside I’m a gremlin and will probably have you gripping your sides with laughter, but that’s really only if you’re the type to laugh at unhinged and abstract humor. Or if you’re the type to ponder the dumbest of ideas and ask questions that really have no meaning outside of this instance we share together. This is the type of humor that you never fully remember; You wake up the next day and just wonder “What did we even talk about last night.”, only remembering that you laughed for most of that 6 hour voice call.

Anyways, I should stop with the word vomit for now. Best to save that for when we VC later, hopefully. It’s best I get out the basics so this madness can take shape.

About me:

• Average height, Pale Skin, I dress like someone that works in IT
• I work in IT
• Extremely nerdy, especially when it comes to Computers and Tech in general
• Will talk your ear off about my interests if you let me
• Will tape my mouth shut to hear you nerd out
• I read a fair bit and really need to clear my backlog of books
• The same can be said about my gaming backlog
• I write more story ideas than I do stories but this still counts as a hobby
• Always trying to make people laugh. I’ll send you memes constantly as a result.

Why you should date me:

• Always down to VC and just chat in general. Expect a lot of good morning messages and check-ups throughout the day
• Always down to game if we have any games in common. I play on PC and will try almost anything
• Did I mention I’ll send you memes? Yeah, I’ll do that a lot
• Good communication is a priority of mine. I’ll be honest with you about any issues or concerns

Why I’m still single:

• I’m weird…
• Like really weird…
• And my humor is equally unhinged and crazy
• Which is why I need someone who’s also really weird
• I’m also not 6’13”, own a lambo and am best friends with the King of the Moon

My preferences (this is where it all falls apart):

• Around my age (18-23)
• Plus sized and happy to Cuddle (Who doesn’t want to hug a girl who’s softer than a marshmallow)
• As nerdy as possible. We don’t have to have all of the same interests, I just want to hear you yap
• Down to VC often
• Into games is a plus but not mandatory
• Super affectionate and hopefully very clingy
• And if you were the “Weird Girl” in school, then you can skip the line to my DMs (There’s no line, who am I joking.)

Okay that’s enough for now. I feel like if I keep going I’ll scare off even the weird girls. But it’s been a hot minute and I really should just save this to my drafts. Hopefully I’m your flavor of weird and, at the very least, made you laugh.