Small penis tax 2026, looking for memes or ideas involving small penis tax

Anyone have any good ideas for 2026 small penis taxes, this tax woild be I aid to all keyholders, I am looking for memes or suggestions to create memes.

One suggestion I was thinking For your keyholder every ex she has been with that is bigger than your sad little locked nub = $50 to her, if 10% or more of her past sexual I partners have been bigger she gets $5 a day every day your little nub is locked up.