30 [M4F] Lets play Would you rather

Alright, let's play a proper game. The rules are simple: you get a twisted scenario, you pick a side. No dodging. The kinkier and more creative, the better. Feel free to post GIFs or pics that perfectly capture your choice or the situation. I'll kick things off with the first one to get us warmed up. Let’s see how dirty our imaginations can really get.