Perfect...

I've been sitting here still on Holiday vacation all day, and you nobody bothered to tell me porn sites suck now.

We're so... buried in our phones...instead of giving someone a real link... we send them to Twitter?

I mean, I can't even... look at porn on my computer anymore. I'm supposed to look at it on my phone?

Pornhub, xnxx, Xtube... I used to know these sites better than I know my own grandmother...and now they barely work cause results turn up 3 per page or something. YouPorn, xhamster, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff....the internet sucks now.

What sites should I be using so I can enjoy what's left of my vacation and spank my bare butt balls and back like needed?