Broken phone, Bryan Cranston and a bear.

My phone was broken. The “home” button was completely pushed it. Just a round hole there. I thought that I had found an ATT store at a mall to get it fixed or to get another phone. I saw the ATT sign from far away but when I got close, it was an ATT Car Wash. I then found the mall directory sign but it was just gobbledygook words with arrows pointing in all directs. I walked out of the mall and down a street. I went over to where Bryan Cranston was sitting in the back part of an old 70s station wagon with the door opened (the sideways kind). I started telling him how frustrated I was with my phone and the non existent ATT store. He just chuckled and said “ well, now things just go that way sometimes”. I then looked across the street and there were two bears about to climb up a grassy knoll. I told Bryan Cranston that there were bears. And then one of the bears charged us. I jumped into the back of the station wagon and crawled to the front of the car. Bryan Cranston didn’t move. The bear came up to him, stood on its hind legs and the bears face was a couple inches from Bryan Cranstons face. He was cool as a cucumber. The bear then opened his mouth and I thought to myself that I was going to witness a bear chewing off someone’s face. But then the bear closed its mouth, went back on all fours and trotted away. The bear was wearing false eyelashes and bright red lipstick.

Posted Dec 30, 2025, 8:57 PM UTC

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