You catfish me as a woman twice my age who was once my teacher a couple years back

(Before you ask, I wanna play myself as a guy in this to fuel my own misgendering play) - we can start off by you messaging me out of the blue that we haven’t talked in ages as you get increasingly pushy/inappropriate towards me. I’m down for mostly anything here, though major bonus points if you call me a pervert/synonyms for such a bunch. We can move to Discord if you’d prefer.