(Bonnie Blue!)

(Woo hoo hoo!)

After the New Year’s ball

They ousted Yoon Suk Yeol

Fire swept LA

A Jet2 holiday

There’s non-stop Gaza war

No win for Demi Moore

Missile strikes in Iran

Then bombing Pakistan

Conclave for the dead Pope Francis

Drone attacks on Russian corps

Donald Trump made tariffs pass

China answered “Say no more!”

We welcomed GPT

but farewelled Germany

Adored the Louvre heist

but podcasts… all turned… alt-right!

From live-streamin’ to juntas

Kpop Demon Hunters

New Labubu, Pam Bondi,

and shooting drug boats out at sea

More OpenAI tools

Intelligence has us fooled

Now Gaza’s reoccupied

(Please end this… senseless…)

2025! (Delulu!)

2025! (M3GAN 2!)

Swallowed microplastics

Levelled Palestine

We watched Nvidia sink

then rebound even higher

Storms hit Vietnam

They recalled asbestos sand

Elon raised his hand

Hey, remember they said TikTok’s banned?

I hear Charlie Kirk

quit debating

And who’s that astronaut

that Trudeau is now dating?

Where’s the legality?

Free Luigi!

We vibed to Chappell Roan

Bitcoins… NATO…

Gulf of Mexico?

That coxswain farmed aura

Skinny Ariana

They arrested Duterte

for crimes against humanity

Release all the files

of Epstein’s paedophiles

This year was a wild ride

(A frenzy… sent me…)

2025! (Delulu!)

Six-seven

AI slop

Why another stupid Jurassic Park?

(Jumped the shark)

Since when did Ozzy

require a casket?

This year’s been

chopped, chopped, chopped!

Let’s bring back virtue and honour

Not brainrot lasagna

There was boot-scoot Beyoncé,

an Adolescence Emmy spree

With Bluey, White Lotus,

and red cap on the POTUS

The East Wing got pulverized

In 2025! (So cuckoo!)

In her blue jeans and garments

Sydney Sweeney’s dramas

We had chickens with jockeys

and JT claiming Lyme disease

The viewers, they’d all drool

at Robert Irwin’s eyeful

Amazing that we survived

(In venti-cinque!)

2025!

"2025" - Bowling For Soup "1985" parody