29 [F4M] Bangalore - If trolling, double entendres and memes make you wet, I'm your girl!

After years of creating kooky, suspicious looking, 'this is probably a dude' profiles on dating apps and having no luck, I've decided Reddit is where I'm going to meet my Prince Charming.

I have a weakness for articulate, insightful and funny men who still believe in slow burn romances in a world full of instant gratification.

If you notice tiny details that most people would miss; like to write dissertations about your thoughts and feelings; and value substance over superficial qualities, we'll get along great!

I'm looking for someone who will coax me out of my house to do outdoorsy stuff (music festivals, travel, treks - anything goes!)

I like to swim and deadlift and I'm an aspiring meathead gym bro, but my testosterone levels are too low and IQ points too high to qualify just yet.

I'm super competitive so whether you want to go to an arcade or play pickleball on our dates, you should know I'll bring my A-game.

Also, I'm a theist, drink and smoke socially, lean politically moderate and I like to complain.

Definitely not looking for a situationship, please and thank you.

My love language is self-deprecating humour. It's zany and adorable at first, but then you realize it's a coping mechanism for unresolved trauma.

If you're a man who likes a challenge, or at the very least, good conversation - step right up!