25 [M4F] Australia - boy best friend for hire

I know what it’s like scrolling through these kinds of subs, and I’m sure you’re probably tired of the same old posts just wanting a quick sext. Maybe you’re looking for something deeper; be it a deeper connection with someone or just a deeper conversation that actually requires some thinking for each response. And that’s what I’m hoping to offer here today :)

Now, male - female friendships are always so tricky to navigate, aren’t they? As far as popular sayings go, “someone always catches feelings”. And most of the time, it’s the guy. The worst part? They’re some of the best friendships you can have. Men and women are great, but each brings something different to their friendships; especially when it comes to relationship advice. See, women tend to overthink, and men don’t think at all. You can ask your girls for advice on a guy and, as smart as they might be, they just don’t know what’s going on in his head. Sometimes you need a man’s perspective to really explain how he’s feeling and to break down his actions. Sometimes you need a healthy display of love from a man, even if it’s platonic, to remind you of what that looks like and what you deserve. Sometimes you just need to shut your brain off and have some dumb guy fun.

And that’s what I’m offering you today. See, I have a ton of close female friends, and have had so for most of my life. I’m comfortable just being friends, and aren’t so desperate to turn every connection into a romantic and/or sexual one. Sure, if you need some good dick, I’m more than happy to fold you in half and remind you of what good sex feels like - but that’s not a requirement. I’ve often been the “foster boyfriend” too. You know when you’re just out of a relationship, and even though you’re glad you ended things and you know how toxic it was, you still miss the closeness of being in a relationship? You don’t want to just use someone as a rebound, but wouldn’t it be nice to have a friend who gives you that attention? Who asks about your day, listens to you when you need to vent, holds you close and shows you love - but doesn’t expect anything in return? I mean, you’re just friends after all. You don’t need to put out, and he doesn’t ask you to. You don’t need to reply every day, and he doesn’t expect it from you. He’s just your friend, and for the time being, an emotional support cushion. Well, it’s what I do best.

For the single ladies out there, I can be your foster boyfriend. The one who helps you navigate the world of dating while also offering a reprieve from rushing into anything just for the sake of companionship and comfort. The one who can lick you out when you get a little too riled up. The one who’ll never hit you with that dreaded “I have something to tell you…” text where you know he’s gonna confess his feelings.

And for those in relationships, I’m just a friend :) I’ll be there in your corner every time you need relationship advice, or need someone to explain what your man is thinking or why he’s acting the way he is. The one who’ll remind you what a man’s love looks like, in case you’ve accepted less than your share. And don’t worry, I’m not here to pressure you to cheat or leave him for me. But don’t blame me if I’m the one you start thinking of in bed ;)

Now, you probably have a couple of issues so far with this, despite how grand I’ve made it seem. A) what will we talk about? I mean, it sounds like a great deal but will this just be a bunch of small talk? Or B) some of you are probably thinking you’re too old, huh? I mean, “what would a 25 year old want with an old hag like me” is probably swimming in your head. Well, to answer this question first, I’m happy to befriend anyone of any age so long as they’re an adult!! I get along perfectly fine with older generations, and I’m more than happy to be your friend :) I know how hard it is to make friends as you age; hell, it’s hard enough in your 20s. So if you’re a self described “old hag” and just need someone to talk to, please, swing by. Let’s have a chat, shall we?

As for what we’ll talk about, why don’t I drop some potential ice breakers for you? Some questions that you can answer with your first message, and we can go on from there :)

are you recently out of a relationship and need some closure or just want to vent about it? Let me know, we can talk all about it

what’s an underrated trait in a man that you absolutely love?

What’s your most awkward or embarrassing sexual memory?

What race was the person who was the best in bed for you?

who surprised you the most in bed?

if you could change 3 things about your current partner, what would they be and why?

tell me of time you saw someone naked / someone saw you naked that shouldn’t have

What did you do to get over your last ex?

what kink have you been too afraid to tell anyone about or experiment with?

I’m open to both “one night stands” (for those who want to talk once then never again) and longer term conversations or even role plays if that’s your thing!