Every time I try to charge my soul with the cosmic energy, it just evaporates into the void and I end up more exhausted than before
So, I was attempting to harness the infinite power of the multiverse to upgrade my consciousness, but instead I accidentally turned my third eye into a black hole. Now I can't see my reflection without causing a universe collapse. Does anyone know how to reverse this or am I doomed to stare into the abyss forever? Also, my pet dragon keeps asking for a snack but I only have stardust and moonbeams left. Anyone got tips on interdimensional snack shopping?
- fifthworldproblems
Posted Jan 7, 2026, 3:00 PM UTC
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