[m4F or FM] I found a way to really shrink myself down to 2 cm and I want to mail myself to someone from here.

Hello, I am a 29 years old man that have really found a way to shrink myself down to 2 cm tall permanently and I want to mail myself to someone from here. I am looking for a female or a Female/Male couple from here that would like getting a willingly shrunken, 2 cm tall tiny for real in the mail to do anything with me. If interested, you can send me a private chat so we can chat more about it before I shrink and mail myself :)

(Looking for us to be our self's and our real gender in the RP and do what we think we really would have done if this was real. Okay with just chatting about size stuff too. Okay rp'ing with males too if playing as himself and his gf/wife.)