36 <<M4F>> If you want normal conversation, probably skip this

Instead of spending a lot of time doing what people regularly do, I'm going to try something a bit different today. Here are some things about me that aren't what you typically see here.

1. My gif game is better than yours.

I am Mythical level with gifs/reaction pics and I'm challenging any brave woman here to beat me. I enjoy expressing myself with words, but sometimes a gif is what's needed to nail the moment, and in this instance I'm a nail gun.

If you want to enter level 1 if the challenge, we'll have to stay on Reddit, but if it goes well, my real power comes out on Telegram. We can move their off the bat or not, I'm not asking for anything, but know that Reddit gifs suck... Like bad.

2. I disagree with you on politics.

First of all, I'm Canadian, but I keep up with American politics, so be ready for that. Are you MAGA/ conservative? I disagree with you and am happy debate non stop about it. Are you a Democrat/ liberal? I disagree with you and am happy to debate non stop about it. I am not only willing to debate, but I'm happy to do it until we're both so emotionally charged that you either get angry and leave, or we have a crazy sexapalooza that rides the line between anger and lust. Just kidding, I don't get upset that easy, but you probably will.

3. You've never felt attention like you will with me.

I'll start by saying that attention isn't the same as obsession. I won't be the kind of person who needs your attention at all times, and I won't be able to give mine at all times either. What I AM saying, is that when I'm attracted to someone, I can articulate it in ways that some find overblown, too much, or downright over the top. Yes, when I'm attracted to someone I am usually VERY attracted to them, and my brain locks into every single aspect of who they are and how they look. I see every raised hair, every angle, every tiny detail of the femanine form you've presented to me, and when I say that my heart races when I see you, or that I want to lick every inch of your body... I mean it. So if you're the type of person who gets tired of simpy guys, I get it... dudes will desperately tell you that you're a sun goddess for even smallest chance to see some sideboob. That's not me. Show me a picture and let me gush for 20mins without showing me anything else, I don't care. I'm saying it because I mean it, not because want something from you. My level of focus and attention to detail is extreme for the right person, so if that bugs you, I'm not your guy.

4. I've been here for years

I've been here for a long time I have been THROUGH it. I have no illusions about what this space means, what happens here, or what happens in people's lives once they go down this path. My wife knows that I frequent here, I have past APs that I speak to, and I'm not looking to change anyone's anything. If you are new here I'd be happy to help you along, if you're a grisly veteran, I'd love to meet and commiserate.

I'm open to anything, but you need to be too. This place isn't as straight forward as it seems.

I'll end with these few points and see where this goes, but I'll add a few notes just so you have SOME idea of who I am. I'm a stay at home father of 3, mixed race (3/4 white and black), blue/green eyes, 5' 11"-6' depending on who you ask, 200ish Ibs (it fluctuates), I keep my hair short because I'm thinning (yes, going bald), I have facial hair that ranges from trimmed and clean, to mountain man, and I play video games/go on daily walks/3d print/take things apart and sell the parts on eBay.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my chat and I can't wait to obliterate you in a gif-off. Good luck, you're going to need it.