31m irish, looking for a friend

Hi well if you are reading this it's safe to say you are in the same boat as I. Or maybe just a similiar one. Im in one of those viking long ships and you're in some weird ass rowboat (ha loser!) ok awful jokes aside. What im actually saying is i dont care what boat you are in or if you can even row, hell i dont even care if you have arms! As long as you can talk and text. (no hate to my non talking and or texting brothers and sisters out there, much love)

Anyway this was supposed to be a post about me but it's now about boats and rowing. So im mostly a non serious guy but im shockingly capable of sincere thoughtful dialogue. It's amongst the several other functions I possess. Please don't message hi how are you with a blank profile and no ASL. Like i can talk for my homeland of Ireland but even I need something to make words from. Lemons need lemonade and i need data (and also lemonade)

So anyway. Message me. That's an order