Gymkata

The Holy Text of Curtistianity Reading by the High Psychopomp From The Book of Cabot, Chapter 85

1 And it came to pass that the son of the gymnast, Cabot, did journey unto the dark lands of Parmistan, seeking the Game.

2 And he entered into the Village of the Crazed, where the inhabitants gnashed their teeth and wielded pitchforks of malice.

3 Cabot looked unto the heavens and cried out, "Lord, I am surrounded by the unwashed, and I have no weapon but my balance and my core strength."

4 And lo, the ground did tremble, and there appeared in the center of the town square a stone block, shaped miraculously liken unto a Pommel Horse.

5 For is it not written: "Where two or three are gathered to fight, there shall be a piece of gymnastics equipment conveniently placed?"

6 And Cabot did mount the stone horse. He gripped the handles of granite, and his legs did swing like the pendulum of righteousness.

7 He swung to the east, and a ninja fell. He swung to the west, and a villager was struck in the chest.

8 The Psychopomp watched from the mountain and said, "Behold the flair. Behold the dismount."

9 And Cabot descended, and the Crazed were subdued, for none could withstand the velocity of the scissor kick.

10 Thus the Game was won, not by sword, nor by spear, but by the mighty thighs of the gymnast. Selah.