16 going on to 17, still single

So I’m 16 going on 17 in a few months (it felt like only months ago It was my birthday) but either way I need a girlfriend or boyfriend, either one🥺I’m desperate for one, mostly because if I don’t find a girlfriend by time I’m 17 or 18. My great dearest mother will order someone for me to take my virginity. (You can guess what I mean by order someone) and I really need someone, I’m not that good looking, prolly only average looking. About 5’8 or 7. Still growing my hair btw and got some body hair, also trying to get rid of it as best I can. My figure I’d say I have an at least 67% or 70% body

Also can someone give me tips on beauty and nail polish