Request for AWOL lyrics in ep8 of DRC6

Please, does anyone have a transcript for the comedy raps from the latest episode or has someone lovely already fan-subbed them?

Because those festering pustules on Santino Rice's bony unboneable arse who are in charge at WoW haven't bothered getting the raps, you know, the main focus of the challenge, the entire whole fucking point, captioned, not even by AI.

This is the first time I've actually paused an episode while watching and stormed over here like a hatchet-faced person with a run-over cockatoo hairdo that's just been mildly inconvenienced in a supermarket.

Anyway. Thank you so much in advance if anyone can provide the rap texts because I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be super grateful. With love from a deaf fan who's been really very patient with WoW until this cracked me.