A creepy girl likes me

Pata hai aaj kya hua?

So there's this girl in my neighborhood. She's F(22) and I am M(28). Hum dono kabhi kabhi chhat pe ek doosre ko dekh ke "Hi Hello" karlete the and that's it. Wo bhi bohot kamm hi hota tha..

Fir ye mujhe market mein mili.. thodi baat cheet hui.. normal ekdum.. chill scene and numbers exchange krliye humne.

But call pe baat kam hi hoti thi.. ek ya do mahine mein ek baar.. aise. Usmein bhi we used to discuss ki career mein kya kr rhe hain.. ye guidance leleti thi exams ke liye mujhse. Toh I was up for helping her out.

Mtlb over all bohot hi kamm contact. Apni apni life jee rhe the mast. This happened for a year.

Fir ek din iska call aata hai and she says, "Aaj aap 11:56 am pe mandir gaye the na?" (Context: Main daily mandir jaata tha tab and uss hi time jata tha)

And I was so creeped out!

I later found out ki she was interested in me and was keeping tabs ki main kab Ghar se nikal rha hu.. kab wapas aarha hu.. kahan gaya tha.. etc etc.

Stalk kar rahi thi mujhe.

Fir kehti hai ki, "Diwali pe aapne mujhe dekha tha. I know aap mere Ghar ke samne aaye the uss din"

So apparently uss din maine lime green colour ka kurta pehna tha.. toh she saw me.. quickly rushed upstairs to her room.. changed her diwali dress into a lime green suit and came back to the door of her house.. stood there.. as I crossed her house while going somewhere on my scooty. (This is what she told me)

And she was adamant ki "Aapne dekha tha.. maine aapke liye change Kiya.. "

And I was like, "Bruh main apni masti mein mast tha.. patakhe lene jaa rha tha bhaiya ke sath.. mujhe kuch dhyan nai ki what u were wearing.. I didn't look"

Ab mujhe laga ki yaar ye toh hadd paar kr rahi hai.. kya kya soche jaa rahi hai mann mein?

Toh maine isko call krke saaf saaf kehdiye, "Dekh, I know that you like me.. but I'm not interested. Hum friends hi theek hain. And waise bhi koi chance nai hai.. coz you're way too younger. Meri choti behen se bhi choti ho tum. Please focus on ur career.. in chakkaro mein mat pado. Prioritize your career.. yahi age hai career banane ki."

Fir jo rona machaya hai usne.. meri fatt gayi. Bc kya horha hai ye?

Fir kya.. no contact.. and ek mahine baad iska call aata hai, she said, "I'm sorry. I know mera behaviour bohot creepy tha. I shouldn't have done that. Maine ek dost bhi kho diya.." etc etc..

Then she says..

"Meri hi galti hai saari kyuki aapki toh kabhi koi galti hoti hi nahi hai!"

This scared me. Ex ki yaad aagayi. Uske sath kayi mahino ke relationship ke baad she used to say such things to me.. after many months of dating!

And yahan ye ladki apne mann mein hi date kr rhi hai mujhe? I mean this is what I felt.

Main na humesha sochta tha ki yaar ladkio ko bada attention milta hai.. hum ladko ko itna attention nai milta opposite gender se.. fir ye ladkiya pareshan kyu rehti hain?

Aja samajh aagya. Creepy logo ka attention kisi ko acha nai lagta.

Ab update ye hai ki: Main jab bhi chhat pe jata hu.. kisi bhi kaam se.. hawa khane ya laundry.. kuch bhi.. toh agar wo bhi chhat pe hoti hai.. she just leaves! 😂

Badia! I don't bother and I don't talk to her anymore. Life mein badi shanti hai ab..