Vintage Bikes Look So Much Nicer

Those svelte round tubes capped by awesome lugs instead of aero blob frames and pressed in a toaster forks...

Those burly triangles instead of 2567 pivot points and random blobby shapes...

Sleek rim brakes instead of some tumors on the side...

Silver and chrome everything instead of dull gray and black...

Function over form and all, but ehh...

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.