(r/Sorcerery) Cursed Butt Update:

Link to my previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Earth199999/s/3LglRFhrPC

Hi everyone. Just wanted to let you know what's been happening since my previous post.

So eventually due to the fumes and damaged to my apartment building, I've been evicted from my place, as well as banned from the city of Los Angeles. One of the reddit sorcerers who offered to try and help my curse ended up taking a higher paycheck from the city to just dump my cursed ass somewhere else.

So, now I'm back in NYC after a sudden portal opened beneath my feet and dropped me in the middle of time square, spraying dozens of innocent bystanders.

One guy on the street was actually a sorcerer and tried to help, but I guess he was just a beginner because he made the curse so much worse. It's gone from a steady stream at the force of a powerwasher to that of a full fire hose. If I stand straight up or walk the wrong way I just go flying from the pressure. I now have 2 concussion and a broken arm.

Obviously I haven't really been able to get a hotel so I'm just sleeping in an alley, thankfully by myself as no mugger or fellow hobo has dared risk coming near me for fear of being blasted into a brick wall by a geyser of excrement.

I briefly had a shred of hope when Spider-Man of all people swung by to see what was going on! I was so happy, until the bastard threw up inside his mask, took a look around to see if anyone was looking, and then just swung away. Guess he wasn't in the mood to deal with me.

So that's where I am now. Sitting here with my ass in the 4th trash overflowing can of the day to try and shield the masses from the spray as I slowly inch my way towards that magic building some folks told me about. I'm moving at about a foot every 10 minutes, and I need to get from Brooklyn to Manhattan, so I'll let y'all know when I finally make it!