Spilled Milky Way

The Solar System sat in dismay,
As kids turned space into their play.
"That’s my belt!" Orion wailed,
As Tim let go, through space it sailed.

Jake reached out to grab a star,
He spun it quick, but not too far.
It fizzled, popped, then caved within,
“Guess that’s how black holes begin.”

Ben snuck off to Pluto’s edge,
And used its moon to make a sledge.
“Hey, bring that back!” the planets roared,
But Ben just shrugged, “I’m kinda bored.”

Lucy giggled, “Try the slide!”
She zipped down Mars and scorched its pride.
The universe cried, “I’m done, no more!
Who let these kids past the Earth’s front door?”