Urgent need of a headset that...

Alright so this will sound stupid, so dont judge my loves.

I need a headset with a microphone that sounds cancerous (but decent when talking) I want to have a ear-r microphone similar to stableronaldos or when speed screams his headoff.

As i am a idiot irl and i think loud= funny I want one.

I tried to do it with my current headset but the whole world can hear me breath and type.

Any recommendations? (tHANK you all my loves) <3