25 M York UK, SFW The weird friend you never wanted is back on the market!

Why have a non weird person to talk to when you have me! I come with awful Advice and crippling Adhd.

I do go play sports but not well.

I cook but not well.

I play games but not many.

I like planes, trains and cars because I’m lonely and they don’t judge.

I drink like a fish when with friends and it hasn’t gotten me laid yet. Make of that what you will.

All this and more could be yours for the small price of one m DM. I have been your host, Simon.