33 [M4F] #PNW /anywhere - spiritual nerdy gamer seeks flirty witchy banter conversationalist. voice clip included!

hey there!

I’m here to find someone who shares similar interests in various topics for a non-casual longterm connection. At the moment I am looking for friendship with the chance it could turn into something more. It’s not a requirement though (for it to develop into something beyond friends) and I am fine with just being friends!

I am open to more for the right person with aligning mutual physical and emotional chemistry. If it got to that point then there would be an emphasis on meeting up in person at some point sooner than later obviously.

Regardless, I am looking for deep convos, banter, and memes galore.

I’m looking to build a stable, entertaining, and fun connection with someone first and foremost. Whether you’re looking for friends or more than that and you are local to PNW/Washington I would be definitely interested in meeting up!

#About me

I live in the US in the PNW, Eastern Washington to be exact. I just moved here from the east coast a couple months ago. I live alone in my own apartment. Professionally I work in the software industry as an engineer. Quality Assurance to be exact - be sure to ask me if I’m like Creed Bratton. Maybe I should start sprouting mung beans.

I really want to travel a lot in the future. and go skating again. I have lived in Australia and New Zealand, and have very TBD plans to go back this year, at least for holiday. Work does offer me the opportunity to remote work from other countries so that’s pretty nifty. Hoping someone shares a wanderlust that I do.

I am into spiritual topics big time. I practice meditation, I like reading about Buddhism, I collect crystals, and I’m a reiki practitioner (I can totally send you distance reiki). I love astrology and I’m looking for the right match where we just talk about transits and new moon rituals for hours. Its almost Capricorn new moon!

my big three are Aquarius sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising. I have a bunch of 6th house capricorn placements, so you know I already have done a lot of self work in my life. (I feel like this is an astrology r4r right now😅).

I also practice tarot but its less so. hoping I meet someone who can teach me a thing or two in any of these topics! would be fun to do readings and chart analyses of one another.

Physically I am 5’6 with blue eyes, light brown short hair. I’m a slim build, nice eyebrows, even nicer voice, which you could be the judge of that here:

https://vocaroo.com/1de4eRAmG4h9

I enjoy deep intellectual conversations mixed with banter and memes. I really love listening to someone talk about their passions, even if I dont understand it. for someone beyond friendship, intelligence is really attractive to me. if you work in a STEM field, or are into psychology in any way please step to the front.

I dislike small talk. asking “how are you?” is the worst form of conversation starter. questions like that are reserved for already established connections.

I play the ocarina, very well I would say (but I couldn’t tell you what note means what)…I can play by ear so give me requests! It would be fun if you played an instrument. Put me in my place by absolutely shredding it on the harp.

I have a chonker kitty (she is not with me at the moment due to moving) who I adore and will absolutely send you pics. I prefer cats to dogs but will always welcome pics of either.

TV: fallout, breaking bad, seinfeld, better call saul, south park, golden age simpsons, curb, always sunny, the office, star trek (TNG is best, debate me! actually don't because I only have really seen TNG, some voyage, the lower decks (good show too) )

Movies: not much of a movie guy but I enjoy the John Wick series, comedies, and sci fi. Maybe you can change that?

Games: stardew, cyberpunk, Oblivion, civ 7, Fallout, Bioshock, Prey, Overwatch (duo with me?) , League of Legends (let’s play ARAMs?), a bunch of others in my steam library collecting dust

Books: not much BUT, "The Heart of the Buddha's teaching" which is pretty good, Rapture by John Shirley, anything dystopian or sci fi is good in my book (haha...pun)

annnnd here are some buzzwords about me as I have written a bit already: gaming, NFL (jets fan…sadly😂), PC building (just built my third custom PC!), pokemon, documentaries, Carl Jung / talking about the unconscious mind, nerdy, aspiring DnD player (PLEASE GET ME TO PLAY), former (but re-aspiring) podcast creator.

#About you

• 23+
• can verify yourself at some point, I will too.
• mentally healthy and stable. I value going to therapy and you should too.
• excellent communicator, emotionally intelligent
• Interests include a least a few of what I mentioned
• enjoys stimulating conversation voice calls. prefers voice calls to text.

attraction for me as far as the physical goes, all shapes and sizes are appreciated here. I’m attracted to softer body types, BBW/plus size/chubby. I also really like a nice voice. But please don’t let a preference of mine hold you back from messaging!

I am drawn to those of the Alt aesthetic and lifestyle, and those into spiritual stuff. My type is a certified yapper with tattoos and piercings who teases me when we’re gaming.

If you’re into seinfeld, history, conspiracy theories, psychology, STEM, please step to the front.

If my post resonates send an introduction chat message with info about yourself. and be sure to include your age, location/time zone, what you’re looking for, etc. I’m looking for mutual consistency and interest, not one sided fleeting moments. someone who actually wants to get to know me and spend time. its gotta be 50/50!

If you include a photo of yourself in your first messages I will happily send one back.

I will not respond if what I asked for isn’t included. Low effort messages are automatically ignored. Voice clips are a bonus but not required.

Have a great day!