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Respect Eddy (Ed Edd N Eddy)

EDDY

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A child infamous among the kids of the Peach Creek Cul-de-sac for his "scams". When he was younger, Eddy was taught in the ways of the scammer by his older brother, and after said brother moved out, Eddy decided he wanted to be like him. Eddy assigns his only two friends in the world, Ed and Double D, to help him in his quest for money to buy jawbreakers with. When he's not performing scams, Eddy often tries to obtain the respect of his peers and do stuff that he finds "cool".

Eddy's scams mostly fail, and some of them aren't even what most people would call a "scam", but Eddy doesn't give up and keeps going.

! In the end, one of Eddy's scams goes horribly wrong and makes the entire cul-de-sac population pissed off and try to hurt him. He runs away to ask his brother for help, only for said brother to just beat him up instead. Eddy and his two friends then hit him with a door and Eddy decides his brother isn't as cool as he remembered and stops trying to be like him, leading to him finally being accepted among his peers

(Feats from "One + One = Ed", a episode debated if its a hallucination or not, are listed with [One] before them.)

##PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

  • [Picks up a bed and hits Double D with it]( "The Ed-touchables" )

  • [Kicks away Sarah]( "The Ed-touchables" )

  • [With Double D, pulls Ed out of a spider web]( "Nagged to Ed" )

  • [His legs go through a swimming pool]( "Pop Goes The Ed" )

  • [One] Is able to pull a flat tree closer to him. Said flat tree is shown to still be as heavy as a normal tree.

  • [Juggles a shit ton of stuff, including a bowling ball, a fridge, and a table]( "Sir Ed-A-Lot" )

  • [Stands on his own tounge]( "Sir Ed-A-Lot" )

  • [Pulls both Double D and Ed]( "Dawn of The Eds" )

  • [Throws Plank so hard it knocks Ed off the machine he's on]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [Carries a comically large amount of snacks]( "An Ed Too Many" )

  • [Knocks down a door while running]( "An Ed Too Many" )

DURABLITY

  • [Survives Plank giving him splinters]( "The Ed-touchables" )

  • [Survives Jonny in a tire hitting him]( "The Ed-touchables" )

  • [Survives after falling from the top of a lightpost]( "Knock Knock, Who's Ed" )

  • [One] Survives crashing into the ground after going through a infinite portal loop a few times

  • [One] Survives having Sarah's mouth bite him

  • [One] Survives a fall from the sky

  • [One] Survives having a oven tossed onto him

  • [One] Survives a flat tree crashing onto him. Said flat tree is shown is shown to still be as heavy as a normal tree

  • [Survives melting from the heat of the sun after being kicked into the sun light by Sarah]( "Pop Goes The Ed" )

  • [Survives melting into a puddle after Nazz talks to him]( "Pop Goes The Ed" )

  • [Survives being attacked by some bees]( "Pop Goes The Ed" )

  • [Survives Ed accidently crushing him]( "Over Your Ed" )

  • [Survives trying to dogpile onto a car part]( "Sir Ed-A-Lot" )

  • [Survives Ed throwing a cactus at him, and then survives a table landing on him, and then survives a fridge landing on him]( "Sir Ed-A-Lot" )

  • [Survives a small chair landing on him]( "Sir Ed-A-Lot" )

  • [Survives being sucked into a vacuum, and then survives the vacuum exploding. Said explosion fucks up a room]( "Sir Ed-A-Lot" )

  • [Survives.......this]( "A Pinch to Grow an Ed" )

  • [Survives a fall from outer space]( "A Pinch to Grow an Ed" )

  • [Survives a fall from a pipe]( "Dawn of the eds" )

  • [Survives a long fall]( "Dawn of the eds" )

  • [Survives accidently hitting himself on the head with a hammer]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [Survives being attacked by a bunch of birds]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [Survives being crushed by a clothes line wheel]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [Survives Ed throwing him into some clothes lines, clothes lines which throw him back at the ground]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [Survives Ed throwing him into a tree house floor]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [Survives the kanker sisters throwing him out of the tree house and into some thorn bushes]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [Survives falling from the top of a giant tower of newspapers]( "Read All About Ed" )

  • [Survives a shit ton of newspapers being poured onto him]( "Read All About Ed" )

  • [Survives a goat headbutting him far away]( "Quick Shot Ed" )

  • [Survives Kevin knocking him into the sky with his bike, landing on a running Rolf]( "An Ed Too Many" )

  • [Survives crashing a wagon with a tree in it into several other trees]( "An Ed Too Many" )

  • [Survives a tree landing on his head several times]( "An Ed Too Many" )

  • [Survives hitting several tree branches]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Survives Ed doing several dance moves with him]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Survives the Kanker sisters using him as a accordion, and then using him as a pancake]( "Tag Yer Eds" )

  • [Survives the Kanker sisters tying him up with the other two Eds]( "Tag Yer Eds" )

SPEED

  • [Runs away from some bees]( "Pop Goes The Ed" )

  • [Dodges Sarah throwing a dollhouse at him]( "Quick Shot Ed" )

  • [Quickly runs past Jimmy]( "An Ed Too Many" )

AGILITY

  • [Jumps over a wooden door]( "The Ed-touchables" )

  • [Jumps a far distance. This distance is apparently so far that it breaks a world record]( "A Pinch to Grow an Ed" )

  • [Jumps onto the back of Kevin's bike while he is riding it]( "An Ed Too Many" )

  • [Jumps off of a runaway "bus" and grabs onto a tree branch]( "Look Into My Eds" )

TOONFORCE

THE CAMERA A camera found in his parent's attic.

HYPNO WHEEL A wheel that allows the user to hypnotize people

  • [Double D uses it to hypnotize Ed into become "what you always dreamed of" which in Ed's case seems to be a ballerina dancer]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Eddy uses it to hypnotize Kevin into being "what i've always wanted you to be" which in his case is a monkey]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Eddy uses it to hypnotize Sarah into being a frog]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Eddy uses it to hypnotize Jimmy into being a big muscle man]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [The user can bring the hypnotized people back to normal at the snap of their fingers]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Eddy uses it to hypnotize into being a "mindless zombie" ]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Ed uses it to hypnotize Rolf into being a bunch of B-Movie Monsters]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Eddy uses it to hypnotize the cul-de-sac kids into being animals]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [Anti-Feat] [Lee is immune to it it's effect. She says its because she eats her ruffage, tho Eddy speculates it's because her hair is getting in the way of her seeing it]( "Look Into My Eds" )

  • [The Kanker sisters use it to hypnotize the Ed boys into being their dogs]( "Look Into My Eds" )

OTHER

  • [Pulls Double D out of a hat]( "Sir Ed-A-Lot" )

  • [Is at least 11 years old during season 1]( "A Pinch to Grow an Ed" )

EQUIPMENT

  • [A baseball bat and a helmet]( "Pop Goes The Ed" )

  • [A megaphone]( "Pop Goes The Ed" )

  • [A gas mask]( "Over Your Ed" )

  • [A space outlaw outfit, complete with a giant pair of fuzzy dice]( "Dawn of the eds" )

  • [A shit ton of water balloons]( "Virt Ed Go" )

  • [A clover that fails to give him any luck, but gives Johnny 2x4 enough luck to find a 20 dollar bill on the ground. This one is only useful when Eddy is teamed up with a non-Ed-boy]( "A Ed Too Many" )

"Maybe now i'll get some respect around here..."

Posted Jan 14, 2026, 3:09 AM UTC

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