The 10 Commandments of Helldivers

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  1. Apologize when you friendly fire and don’t friendly fire
  2. Reinforce teammates near their weapons in a time and place where they won’t die repeatedly
  3. Do not start an objective or evac without the team ready
  4. Do not board the evac without your team
  5. Prioritize the primary objective
  6. Do not stir up a nest you’re not prepared to obliterate 
  7. Stay in groups
  8. Don’t be a dick
  9. Call out drops danger close
  10.  Don’t be a snow flake raised by gentle parenting… helldivers isn’t about your feelings… grow a pair of balls (or ovary balls for you bitches out there). This isn’t called Pussy Divers

Posted Jan 14, 2026, 3:10 AM UTC · locked

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