Mr vasectomy

I’ve done the math and the math ain’t mathing. Either you lied in the very beginning which means that every characteristic i have attributed to you and admired about you ever since has been created on the basis of bullshit or you aren’t as bright as I thought you were. It’s not the first time ive been wrong about a man but it’s probably gonna be the last. If you didn’t lie then what the actual fuck? You need a hint on that baby daddy i maybe got a a donor name. Ive left crumbs everywhere but you ain’t catching on. The d was magical. But friend, Im not sure it was magical enough to spontaneously regenerate. Ive spent roughly four years being…look. I don’t like people so if someone gets into my energy Im loyal. Let me find out you lied. I dont know. I guess everyone gets what they deserve. Maybe I deserve better. Who knows. Pocket full of sunshine my ass.