I have been under the weather since Christmas and it looks like it will be at least another week or two before I can get back to recording. Since this extended break was unplanned, I thought I may as well take the opportunity to revisit some of my favorite scripts.

Naturally, I turned to this super sexy script by u/MyAuralFixation. It's a nice little exploration of how free use might work in an office setting. Thanks as always to u/SwoonShadow for the incredible editing job.

I hope you enjoy the "perks of promotion". ;)

Please let me know what you think. My DM's are open for respectful feedback or if you have script suggestions for me. 💜 Pandita

SCRIPT ✍ by u/MyAuralFixation

Editing: u/SwoonShadow

SFX courtesty of u/alot-of-axolotl, u/dominaexcrucior, and my own foley.

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Summary:

It's annual review time. Fortunately this kind of thing isn't a cause for panic at your office because the firm takes very good care of its best employees. One of your co-workers has been doing an outstanding job, and - lucky you - you've been assigned to show him what special benefits he's now up for.

...that's why I am here, to make sure you're completely taken care of.

You can choose to start using your benefits whenever you like.

It doesn't have to be right now, but-- (laugh)-- when they get to this point, it turns out most people don't want to wait.

The... customary thing is to start with at least a quickie here, for everyone's enjoyment.

So.

Would you like me to welcome you to your new position?

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^(Reminder: This audio is by, about, and for adults, 18+. This is a work of fiction and it's not indicative of the personal characteristics or proclivities of the performer.)