ULPT Request: Inflate lead levels for a blood test to get out of my lease

I hate my landlord and apartment but tolerated because 1) my options were limited at the time 2) park next door. Then, what do you know, park got closed for lead and arsenic contamination in the soil. Doctor agreed to order me a lead blood test and I want to fail it so I have a legal case for getting out of my lease easier. Is there a way to temporarily/safely(ish) increase my lead levels? Eat a pencil? Lick a bunch of plates at TJ Maxx?