Dear Corporate: ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING CRACK???

We're supposed to get 18 inches of snow and the storm starts at noon. Yet we're OPEN BOTH DAYS OF THE STORM???? I have to work a clopen tomorrow and we might only get out an hour early. THAT'S 5 HOURS AFTER THE SNOW STARTS!

I am not DYING for this company. I am not DYING for company profits. I am not DYING for the subhuman parasites known as the board of directors.

It's American capitalism! Ofc worker safety is less important than the FIFTEEN DOLLARS OF PROFIT made by being open during the WORST WEATHER CONDITIONS OF THE YEAR! NUMBER GO BRRRRR, RIGHT GUYS?

Not to mention the THIRTY FIVE YOU KNOW WHATS WE'LL INEVITABLY DO FOR DADDY JEFF.

Shit like this is why nobody fucking likes or respects you people. Nobody who works in the stores actually has good things to say about corporate. All you are to us are a bunch of selfish, nitpicking, obnoxious, self important douchebags that we have to suck up to lest we lose our jobs and end up on the streets. If I am going to die it will be because I blow my God damn brains out with a 12 gage bc I can't afford chemo when i INEVITABLY GET LUNG CANCER from the environment going to shit, NOT CRASHING MY CAR ON THE WAY TO THE ""WoRkInG aNd LeArNiNg StOrE.""

Close the God damn stores at 1pm AT THE LATEST. Get us out of there by 2pm AT THE LATEST.

I know you guys are based in an area affected by the storm so I KNOW YOU WILL BE WORKING FROM HOME TO AVOID THE SAME CONDITIONS YOU ARE FORCING US TO DRIVE IN!

FUCK YOU AND GOODNIGHT