Don’t need advice. Just truly feel like I will never sleep again.

If it’s not the baby crying it’s….

The dog licking his paws and gagging on his hair.

The house making those weird “settling” noises.

The cat yowling down the hall for no reason at all.

The other cat walking back and forth across my pillow and then my entire body.

My husband snoring so loud I can hear it through my earplugs.

Random people in town driving their souped up motorcycles down the street, revving their engines absurdly loud right in front of your house….

Thus waking the baby, making her cry and the cycle starts again.