26f Looking for Attention Please!

hi! i’m Elizabeth, currently accepting applications for attention on a lonely Saturday night. Prefer someone from the states, like me!

I love sports and will absolutely yell at the TV like I’m on the coaching staff. I’m a big reader, which means I will judge you silently based on your favorite book but in a cute way. I rewatch the same old shows over and over because comfort > chaos, and yes, I will quote them at inappropriate times.

I’m a forced extrovert by day, introvert by nature, so I thrive in one-on-one banter where sarcasm is encouraged and flirting is mostly just making each other laugh. If you’re funny, quick, and can keep up without asking “wyd” every five minutes, we’ll get along great.

Basically, distract me, entertain me, roast me lightly (respectfully), and give me something better to do than rewatching an episode I’ve already memorized.

If you can get my attention, congrats, because that’s apparently the goal tonight.