I had a dream about burgers made by Jesus
I was in this place with lots of other people, and Jesus was standing on a stage, talking about how he’s making burgers now, and how he has a restaurant with quite literally anything. I remember, someone in the crowd would say, “ What about..(specific food item)?” and Jesus would say they have it, even if the person was whispering it, he heard them and said they had it. Then everyone in the crowd starting saying and yelling “Bald!” for some reason? Jesus then asked us to make up names for his restaurant, then I looked in my phone online, and apparently someone suggested something and it won. The fucking name was “Savanna Burgers”. What the hell does a savanna have to do with Jesus making burgers? Anyways, then I woke up.
Posted Jan 25, 2026, 9:36 AM UTC