I shat in a school urinal

So basically I'm really allergic to beans, and for some reason the lunch lady put beans in the Mac and cheese, I ate it and suddenly got explosive diarrhea. I quickly ran to the toilet but some idiot was jerking off in the only stall, and wouldn't get out. I decided to shit in the urinal, as I had no other choice. the shit splattered everywhere, even on the walls and the ceiling. I hope nobody saw it...