A guy screamed at me because he doesn't know how paper trays work.

This happened last week and I’m still vibrating with annoyance. We have a printer with two trays: letter and legal. Some random walk-in loads legal paper into the letter tray (why??) and obviously it jams.

Instead of, ya know, fixing it or asking for help, he starts full-on screaming at me. Not at the machine. At ME. Because the printer "should know better." Like the hardware personally insulted his bloodline by not magically resizing the paper. I just stood there watching him lose his mind over a 10-second fix, thinking about how my life expectancy probably just dropped by six months. The printer is fine, but my faith in humanity is officially on an indefinite hiatus.