[M4F] It's me, your Uber driver. I'm waiting for you outside.

The scenario is simple: I'm your Uber driver. Where are you going? Home, perhaps? Who are you? It doesn't really matter, perhaps, but I'm sure you're curious about who I am.

Am I...

A black man in my mid to late 20s, driving Uber as a side gig? Although I'm dressed in business casual, you can clearly see the outlines of tattoos through my shirt, giving you a hint or two about what I do for a living. I greet you with a smile as you enter, engage you in some light conversation, and drop flirty compliments all the way home. He boldly asks if you'll invite him inside once you arrive. What do you say?

An older white man, late 30s - early 50s, whose clearly doing this as more of a full time job. I'm immediately interested in you as you enter my car, occasionally trying to get a glance at your tits through the mirror or dropping an inappropriate comment about your body. Does this turn you off or would you want to make this creepy old man's fantasies come true in your home?

A young Hispanic man, kind of a nerdy guy with glasses, who eagerly welcomes you in and offers you a bottle of water or a light snack. He tries to engage you in conversation, occasionally failing to do so due to a light stutter that appears once in a while. Clearly the poster boy for virginity, he still tries his best to somehow make a brief, professional case for himself. Do you feel the need to help him out once you arrive at your destination? Perhaps you have a friend or two who'd like to help...

Or perhaps I'm someone completely else? I'm ready to listen! Just remember, please rate me ★★★★★!