"I tell you about the time my buddy Keith fought a MHA villain with a paint can?"
"Apparently, the villain had some sort of invisibility power or something, but Keith, he had an idea!"
"You see, his Uncle Craig is a construction worker and paints walls! So he borrows a couple of his paint cans as well as his rope"
"Now, Keith, he was a resourceful Sunuva bitch, and called the villain's mom a "Whore" whatever that word means, but it must've been bad because it pissed the villain OFF"
"But that's what Keith wanted because that villain is hot in trail, so Keith set a trap, the moment the villain opens that door, well"
"now unluckily for the villain, you still need to open doors, invisible or not, Giving Keith the perfect opportunity"
"Once that door Mysteriously opens, Keith opens the can and yeets! Smothering that villain all over with paint, so much for invisibility now, yeah?"
"Anyways by the time the Pros came, They found Keith had whacked the villain over the head with the empty paint can, which is gonna leave a bruise for like a week"
Posted Jan 27, 2026, 11:40 AM UTC