I’ve been shaving eyebrows and I can’t stop doing it

I work as a third party contractor for a geriatric assistance firm and I hang out with old people all the time. It is mostly old women because all the old men are dead and the old women just talk at me until they fall asleep. It is a long story about how it started, but I’m here now and I have an addiction. When they fall asleep I gently trim and manicure their eyebrows. Eventually I end up shaving them. Then sometimes I will clip off their longest ear and nose hairs and stick it in their mouth and whisper crazy stories in their ears when they sleep. I regret doing this quite a lot because the mods made me say so. I will never do it again I promise.