26M4F Toronto - Quickie in office building stairwell

I've come to understand that almost nobody in my office building uses the stairwell (for most people it's only an exit anyways), that there are no cameras in it, and and it has useful dead ends. So of course my brain immediately goes to the worst (or best?) ideas.

I have access to sneak someone in, go up a few flights, and be quite secluded. Secluded enough to even get a bit intimate, with almost no chance of being caught. Almost. If this at all intrigues you, please reach out. I'd be happy to give more details in chat.