Someone is watching you

I know is widely accepted to “go on your day” without caring about what other people says because “nobody’s paying attention to what you are doing” “strangers don’t care about you”

But we do. You picking your nose, scratching your butt, having those long open steps (men understand) or picking out the underwear of your buttcrack. There’s always someone watching and laughing the fuck out of you. Maybe you have been recorded and uploaded to YouTube but the video hasn’t blown up yet.

So there’s that. If you don’t really care, fine. If you cared a little, then double it and pass it to yourself.