Security call from chatGPT

I was out in the yard with my cats, and we noticed this big ass spider. My cats tried to attack it but got scared when the spider started hissing and defending it self. The whole spider was as big as a fully grown cats head, and kinda looked like a cats head too.

Anyway, both me and the cat kinda ran inside, and I was trying to ask chatGPT what the hell kind of spider that was. But my phone was not working with me, it was like the keyboard was bugged and most text I wrote came out as nonsense. It took proper long time to type and the structure of the text was all messed up. Very frustrating.

Anyway, when I hit send I got a prompt that I should expect a security call/health check from chatGPT, because the speed of my typing, the phrasing and general style of my typing was conclusive with people who had issues like a sudden stroke, alcohol poisoning, sudden major mental health issues like thoughts of suicide, dementia and so on.

And then I woke up lol, I was watching a movie and fell asleep, phone in hand and had been typing a bunch of random letters in to my browsers search bar.

I’m really glad that fucking spider wasn’t real bc that was scary as hell, but also, not a bad function, maybe something to consider for reals!

Ha, sorry, I just had to share, it feels almost real still, and I was laying there a long time coming up with things to say when they called, like I was out of breath from running from the spider, my keyboard is bugging out, I just turned auto correct off… like -damn it wasnt real, snap out of it!