alright fuckers here's the deal

today im gonna binge eat on thousands of calories of junk food and not touch anything even remotely nutritious and im not going to brush my teeth and then i will take laxatives later and pretend that makes it ok even though calories are absorbed before leaving your body and im not going to apply to school or read or do anything like that im just gonna scroll the most productive thing i might do is read a few chapters of death note or get caught up on the seasonal anime that im watching i havent showered in like five days now and i think im going for six